11 1 / 2013
Bugs
Last night a cockroach walked across my face while I was falling asleep in bed. GROSS!!! I leapt out of bed and tried to DOOM the thing (crazy effective bug spray that makes insects seize and die), but it escaped out the front door.
Time to tuck in the edges of my mosquito net and stop feeding my cat so much. She better earn her keep is all I’m saying.